|Posted by Lisa on August 19, 2011 at 4:45 PM|
Welcometo our AVON party. It's all about you!
We have so manyexciting items, both familiar and new.
Some make youfeel pretty, some just really feel good.
Let's pamperourselves. You know we should!
There's makeup that sparkles and jewelry that adds bling.
And now we haveshoes..that makes my heart sing!!
Solet's take a pencil and add up your score.
There's a prizeat the end...and samples galore.
You all came herefrom near or from far....
Score yourself 5 ifyou came by car.
Conserving on gasis the thing to do,
So if youcarpooled with a friend, multiply it by 2.
Did you show upon time? Then give yourself 9.
But if you werelate...subtract 8.
We are always ina rush or on the go, it is true....
If you took timeto make the bed today, add 22.
Now add 15 if youare wearing pink.
But subtract 10if you left dishes in the sink.
If you have allyour marbles, it's a good thing for sure,
But counting yourbuttons, can add to your score.
Add 1 point foreach button you are wearing...
But they don'tcount if they are white..oh, oh, no swearing.
Bling is thething! So score 2 for each ring.
A watch is worth6, So add to your score.
If your jewelryis AVON, Just double each one.
It really addsup, And we're having some fun.
Add 1 point foreach year you have been wed.
Add 10 if you'renow single, or stayed single instead.
Kids are ablessing, we know that it's true,
So for each childyou have, you score 2.
Boys are suchfun, so for each you add 1,
But we knowgirls COST US more, for each you add 4.
If you kissedyour husband or boyfriebd today, add 12 more.
If you kissedthem both, subtract 20, you're in trouble for sure!
Now we are almostfinished, total your score.
But, wait just aminute... There's more.
Thisparty is all about you....
Here's how toearn a bonus...here's what to do.
Add 50 points ifyou'll host a party like this...
VON SCORES BIG!!!